theamericandictionary:

tatertwats:

oh jesus christ im throwing myself off a bridge

I THOUGHT HIS LEGS WERE TWO GIANT NUBS FOR A SECOND

theamericandictionary:

tatertwats:

oh jesus christ im throwing myself off a bridge

I THOUGHT HIS LEGS WERE TWO GIANT NUBS FOR A SECOND

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snizabelle:

“Homestuck is stupid now”?

you guys are fucking hilarious

one of the main villians is Betty Crocker

John Cusack is a universal constant

one of the act finales was just a re-inactment of a scene from Con Air

an ICP juggalo is a main character

an entire flash is about a character having a mental breakdown over GUSHERS

what webcomic have YOU been reading?

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okay sooo i was expecting literally zero people to reblog that last post (you know which one), so if you did, the fics will definitely be written, just probably not tonight because my computer’s being a jerk and also sleep. just letting y’all know i’m not lying or anything.


pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters 

28 thousand notes, somebody call hollywood

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ethankwolfe:

(Edit: Others here and here and here)


ethankwolfe:

I did another one.Others are here, here, and here.

ethankwolfe:

I did another one.
Others are here, here, and here.

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ethankwolfe:

I did another one.Others are here, here, and here.

ethankwolfe:

I did another one.
Others are here, here, and here.

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hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

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